True story. I was at a mandatory meeting, during a break I was talking with some coworkers and told them I just got a new bird dog. It was a North American Retriver. They said they had never heard of one before. So I told them it sounded more manly than saying I had a double doodle. One of the more liberal of the group (to get my goat) announced that i had bought an Obama dog. I told him I understood his confusion because the dog didn’t work and had free health care, however I could tell it wasn’t an Obama dog because it wasn’t afraid of my guns. End of conversation.